Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

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Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon October 18, 2008

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Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

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Crackling

A crack-cocaine addicted duckling; usually results from a crackhead mother duck.

That poor crackling would only swim in circles, and fly upside down.

by KingjackMehoff September 9, 2018

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What’s crackling

Crack addicts use this as a way of saying “what’s happening”.

Hi fellow crack head, what’s crackling ?

by A Yorkshire pudding December 30, 2017

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Crackling

In the game of Starcraft, when the weakest infantry unit; a Zergling is upgraded with Metabolic Boost and Adreneal Glands. It then becomes a rediculously fast moving and attacking little bugger.
In large numbers, cracklings are almost unstoppable.

"Holy crap, my bunkers ddin't stand a chance against all those cracklings!"

by Hail to the Chief March 13, 2005

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