the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.
by sam tinsley November 10, 2004
by Barbara Moreno August 27, 2008
When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty
The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.
by joecoolthefool November 15, 2015
Usually an attack from someone who suffers from Tourette syndrome and hasn't been or does not want to be diagnosed.
by ButtWhOle August 18, 2009
A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.
My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.
by s0ulShatter January 11, 2011
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
by Henry Chang December 09, 2021