crack attack

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.
A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!
by sam tinsley November 10, 2004
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crack attack

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!
by Barbara Moreno August 27, 2008
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crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
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butt crack attack

Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty
The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.
by joecoolthefool November 15, 2015
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crack attack

Usually an attack from someone who suffers from Tourette syndrome and hasn't been or does not want to be diagnosed.
"Hi. I'm Dan the SHIT! FUCK! BALLS! Guy."

"Damn. Poor guy is having another crack attack."
by ButtWhOle August 18, 2009
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smack crack heart attack

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.
My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.
by s0ulShatter January 11, 2011
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Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
by Henry Chang December 09, 2021
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