cowslayer

male who takes home single mothers from a bar or party. the best at cow tipping.

See that guy over there, he's the ultimate cowslayer.

by CrockSlucker May 6, 2024

Cockslapper

Pimpslaprickey x Cockslinger ship

"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."

by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026