It is a type of person that is not actually that fat, but seems to be because of his posture, actions and words
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective
A rare word that can be used as a noun, verb and adjective
Noun: Fuck me, the whale is nearly the size of Alex Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley
Verb: Oooh, Crawsh is being cowleyd rn
Adjective: The seal is really Cowley
by Radley insider January 26, 2020
Get the Alex Cowleymug. James Cowley is a walking manifestation of filth and grime, his unkempt appearance an affront to even the most relaxed standards of hygiene. Greasy, tangled hair hung lankly around his sallow face, which was riddled with pockmarks and acne scars. His beady eyes were small and pig-like, set deep into his flesh and almost lost in the folds of his swollen eyelids.
His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.
He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.
His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.
In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
His clothes were ragged and torn, barely clinging to his emaciated frame. They were stained with mud, blood, and who knew what other bodily fluids. The stench of his unwashed body was overpowering, a sour mixture of sweat, urine, and decay that seemed to follow him like a cloud.
He spoke with a thick, guttural accent that made his words hard to understand. His voice was hoarse and wheezing, as if he had been chain-smoking for decades. He had a nasty habit of spitting when he talked, sending flecks of saliva flying in all directions.
His behavior was as foul as his appearance. He had a quick temper and a mean streak a mile wide. He was prone to violence, lashing out at anyone who crossed him. He was a liar and a cheat, willing to do whatever it took to get ahead.
In short, he was a dirty pig of a human, the kind of person that made you want to scrub your skin raw after just being in his presence.
by Harmonica111 May 11, 2023
Get the James Cowleymug. The act of producing a bowel movement of uncomprehensible magnitudes.
by ThatOneThingHere March 7, 2021
Get the Isaac Cowleymug.