CovidCute

When you see a girl or guy and they are looking hot as hell until they take their mask off.

Bro check out that hot chick over their she is so hot. (mask comes off) Whoff shes covidcute.

by Cagedcrawdad July 20, 2020

Covidise

to spread the Covid-19, to infect others with the coronavirus

Beware of those trying to covidise the society.

by birbaljha May 1, 2020

Covidtose

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.

“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.

by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020

Covidacles

The Greek god of drinking too much during a pandemic.

After six weeks of drinking every day during a pandemic John pronounced himself to be divine and from that moment forward his family was to refer to him as “Covidacles”.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Covidaver

The dead body of a registered donor infected with the coronavirus, who wished for their body parts to be used for the advancement of medical science.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, a number of university hospitals in the West have never been so pleased to accepting so many covidavers in such a short time to fill up their storage capacity, instead of having to buy these bodies in the black market from developing countries.

by Covido January 8, 2021

Covidated

When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.

Are the odds of a nation being covidated higher than the chances of it being hit by an earthquake?

by Covido October 15, 2020

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.

My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!

by Patient48 March 16, 2020