coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper January 4, 2016

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.

fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store

by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011

ball coining

It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.

"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"

by That guy's face August 31, 2006

Cousing

Misspelling of Cousin.

My cousing looks like a dog.

by poetickatty April 12, 2009

Colining

To take part in a colining, means to be an annoying asshole or act in a childish behavior, but in a good and or hysterical sense.

*flails around on the ground while talking about Taco Bell’s new nacho fries

“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”

by Morgen Freemale October 24, 2018

Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.

Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013

Couslings

To be cousins and siblings at the same time

Lisa married Hank and had kids. Hanks brother Tim came along had sex with lisa, that made Hank and Lisa divorced and later Tim had kids with Lisa, making Lisa's kids Couslings

by BDPking101 April 3, 2020