Countryballs

A fandom which portrays countries as intelligent, ball-shaped versions of their national flags. Used to simplify history, geopolitics and other country-related topics. Also called Polandball

I learnt all the countries in Africa because of Countryballs

by EightyPercentReal November 25, 2023

Countryballs

(n.) They are little balls with different flags on them. You know it's a countryball if it's only about as tall as your knees. They get around by bouncing, and they don't have mouths. Their eyes are usually white circles. Some countryballs, ironically, are not balls. It depends on what countryball it is. For example, Singapore is a triangle, Israel is a cube, Kazakhstan is a brick, and the Reichtangle is a rectangle. (If you see the Reichtangle, run like there's no tomorrow, and don't stop until you know you're safe.) Countryballs are typically incorporated in art, but if you come across a countryball in real life, approach with caution. Keep in mind that a countryball will act differently depending on which countryball it is and its relationship with your country.

Person 1: Do you like countryballs?
Person 2: What are countryballs?
Person 1: *GASP*

by US-IL December 20, 2024

Countryballs: Taiwan 🇹🇼 is of disputings

A famous Countryball comic by TheLoudHouseFan2005

Countryballs: Taiwan 🇹🇼 is of disputings
Taiwan: Can I into UN.
Poland: Can I into space?
UN: No
Russia: No
Taiwan: Can I into countries?
Everyone: No
Japan: Sorry Friend, No
Philippines: Sorry Pero, No
Taiwan: CAN AT LEAST INTO MAINLAND CHINA!
China: Yes but you no of rulings me! I is of real China! I isog rulings you!
Taiwan: No! :(

by True Geo Graphy April 12, 2022

WOC (World of Countryballs)

WOC (World of Countryballs) is an Amino, mainly focusing on the Countryball/Polandball fandom, but, in all honesty, it's a hellhole full of clowns, not as bad as memetown, but still bad. It is known that the history of WOC is shady, going to war with other aminos, having like 5 civil wars, people being very horny for a whole year or more (2019-2020).
This amino has suffered under the rule of multiple ''democratic'' leaders who are really just dictators.
I don't know why you would join that place, but, I've been there for 3 years at this point AND I CAN'T GET OUT PLEASE HELP, ONCE IN WOC, FOREVER IN WOC

''The Clowns in WOC (World of Countryballs) are having another Civil War'' - Probably a Memetowner
''CH Bad lol'' - USSRTangle

by Roum September 6, 2021

counterballs

When you foresee someone is going to troll you online and you troll them first.

Counterballs dude! I thought he was going to get you. Well played.

by Kenar9 February 17, 2022

countryball

1) A type of animation using countries (usually represented as people) and usually realistic wars between them. Countyballs are quite satiric and rely mostly on stereotypes. For example, in the countryball animations by "No Idea Animations", Poland cleans Toilets for England, Russia likes vodka and AK-47s, and France likes frog legs, wine, and baguettes. In countryballs, the following flags are usually flipped over: Poland, Indonesia, and Monaco (however, Monaco and other microstates aren't used often). Some countries, like Kazakhstan, are bricks.

2) A ball that you buy from the store (like a soccer ball) but with a picture of a country or country flag as its design.

1) Why is it that microstates aren't used often in countryballs?
2) Wanna play soccer with my new countryball at the weekend today?

by AnimationGamer November 15, 2017

Countryball Kid

Countryballs is an internet meme relating to political crises or anything that is going on with an influence.

Countryball Kid -
A boy obsessed with the fantasy of countryballs and have a sexual attraction to germany-
These "countryball kids" are aged 7-12 and are specialized in Wehraboo culture and the most radical shit you will ever see, These "Countryball Kids" Post shitty stupid flipaclip animations onto their channel always relating to some shitty ass country.

How to find a countryball kid?
Any random stupid video on YT Shorts that is homophobic, Clicking "Newest First" you can see these people.

Traits of Countryball Kids
- Homophobic
- Young
- Involve in Anti Furry Humor
- Band Kid Influence
- Unfunny
- Create Pointless Videos
- Wehraboo

Countryball Kid: LGTBQ+ is a mistake!

Regular Person: What' a countryball kid.

by Aliyy November 13, 2022