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cougaristic

a characteristic of an older woman who PREYS on younger men and often described as a cougar
That woman has cougaristic qualities.
by Chica Chica Boom Boom February 20, 2009
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Centrist

A Republican who wants to smoke pot.
“Y’know, I’m somewhat of a centrist myself” *proceeds to subscribe to almost exclusively right-wing beliefs*
by FRUIITPUNCH September 13, 2019
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countries

by B-Drac July 29, 2003
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countrashy

Accent and demeanor of both country and trashy at the same time.
Lauren Sweat is soooo countrashy.
by poihgndsgngf February 22, 2008
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Enlightened Centrist

When someone claims to be a moderate or a centrist due to a belief that both sides of the political spectrum are unreasonable or extreme. Typically used in a negative connotation.
Person 1: I refuse to join a political party because the left and the right have BOTH gone insane!
Person 2: Oh God, you're such an enlightened centrist...
by BobraAnn February 1, 2021
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War of Contrition

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
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countryist

Hating on people from a certain country or countries.
My roommate hates Ukrainians. What a countryist faggot!
by KolosoK May 18, 2008
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