Couchpants

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

Coachman's Knob

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

couchmate

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.

"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she

by mnkypod August 16, 2007

CouchHand

A person who always “accidentally” touches you while you and said person are laying on a couch

Bill: Is Sara couchhanding you?

Sophia: Yes! She won’t stop, if she couchhands me one more time i’m gonna hit her.

by nana jan we February 16, 2020

Philip Seymour Coughman

1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding

"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."

by DankB_lank January 16, 2013

Couchomania

An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended.

Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.

Example One

Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."

Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."

Couchomania victim: (couch)

Example Two

Wife: "To the couch! >:)"

Husband: "Nooooooo!"

stupid annoying inexplicable

by Pualita June 18, 2010

Couchmaster

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.

Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!

by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008