Cottontail

A type of drunkenness where one speaks at an annoying lower level of intelligence often repetitive and antagonistic in nature.

Wow Justin, put down that JOOSE you're getting way to cottontail. -noun

After that game of quarters, Justin was cottontailing pretty bad. -verb

by Michael Quinones December 24, 2007

cottonballing

To be high on oxycontin.

Fuck I wish I was cottonballing right now!

by Buffalo Brown December 13, 2006

cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Alabama Cottonfield

When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".

The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?

by HydroShok September 4, 2008

cottontail

When a girl's panties or underwear is sticking out over her jeans. Most commonly noticed when person is bending down; also strangely common among thongs.

When a girl's panties are hanging out, showing you a glimpse of her undies.

"Hey man, check out that cottontail standing in line at the bar."

-or-

"Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude, but you have some serious cottontail back there."

by JoeGamble January 2, 2009

Peter Cottontail

When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.

My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen

by BMScircus October 23, 2019

cottontail

When one discovers later after taking a shit that tolit paper has been stuck/crusted in his asshole leaving little white flakes on his ass hair and ass hole, causing the term "cottontail".

Man, i was in the shower and found all these white things in my ass, i was cottontailin all day long and didnt even realize why my ass was itching so bad.

by joseph cutter December 11, 2006