cotton eyed joe

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009

Cotton-eyed

Archaic description for a blind man, referencing how the eyes appear fully white (for instance advanced cases of cataracts or glaucoma)

From Steinbeck's East of Eden "...the crooked little cotton-eyed piano player stood...waiting for a sound to tell him where she was.

by Fetus2494 June 27, 2015

Cotton Eyed Joe

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up

I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.

by kc slinga October 4, 2011

Cotton-eyed hoe

A prostitute with cataracts

That cotton-eyed hoe on Colfax gave me the best blowjob of my life!

by LateKissy April 14, 2016

Cotton Eyed Joe

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)

“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“

by Giggletits October 28, 2017

cotton eyed joe

wack ass woman thief

"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"

by tommy anderson August 19, 2006

Cottoned

A Japanese car modified by a black person.

Yo dawg, we heard you like red beans with yo rice so we cottoned your Accord so you can rice while you cotton.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011