coonass

there is much debate to the origins of the word, but one fact is known. the term in no way shape or form came from anything having to do with raccoons! get it through you heads people! it morphed from a phrase in cajun french. those who are poser cajuns, of acadian decent but grew up in the city and think their shit don't stink, think of it as an ethnic slur no matter the context in which it is spoken. other cajuns that still have a sense of humor, see the name as a badge of honor except when uttered by a fucking red neck. then it becomes a racial slur.

def. - a person typically of Acadian decent that grew up in the rural areas of what is now known as Acadiana that doesn't make apologies for his simplistic lifestyle nor does the coonass put on heirs simply to satisfy the sensibilities of others. also, coonasses believe rednecks look and sound stupid.

as a badge of honor:

You could tell that Fontenot boy was a real coonass by the way he grabbed that logger head and flipped him in the boat!

as a slur:

Stuuuupid coooonaasss, he prolly taint never hear thaat theys other food than riiiiice and graaaavy.

by they call me the coon April 1, 2010

Coonass

Coonass is a derogatory term for a person born/raised or still living in the bayou regions of Louisanna, usually Cajun folks, which were canadian settlers that settled in Louisianna especially in its southern regions.

A: "Did you hear that accent, I bet he's from Louisianna"
B: "Yeah, he's a Coonass"

by Some_Random_Asshat May 17, 2018

coonass

1) What East Texans call a Cajun.

2) What East Texans call an East Texas Cajun, as opposed to a Louisiana Cajun.

3) Any Cajun, though increasingly term is considered derogatory.

-- Did you know that Cajuns in East Texas are called "coonasses"?

-- "Who says?"

-- "My cousin Bubba, from Beaumont."

by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013

cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005

coonass

people who can cook better then a redneck stumpjumper
yankee hillbilly and kentucky freaks

coonass coon racoon ass

by scorpion633 July 18, 2009

cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

by NICMOZ May 27, 2008

coonass

A cajun person, usually of the backwoods variety.

"That coonass bastard clumb up that tree yesteryear."

by Fennypop July 9, 2019