costa

A species of human that gets belligerently drunk and fucks shit up. Usually breaks valuable things, and does not give a fuck about it. This species is constantly getting kicked out of parties, getting slapped in the face, and degrading women.

Dude this weekend I got so fucked up, I kicked in a car window, punched a glass shower door, and gizzed in a girls eye. I totally pulled costa.

by pack a fatty November 15, 2010

costas

Sunglasses that are commonly used in boating or sport-fishing but widely popular among stylish southern males; also known as Costa Del Mar Sunglasses.

I'm going to go fishing on the lake, will you hand me my costas?

by Stephen Crowley November 19, 2007

costa

Inability to hold your bladder.

Dude, stop the car I'm about to Costa all over my pants.

by R 2.0 September 15, 2009

costa

inability to hold your bladder

Dude, stop by a bathroom - I'm about to Costa all over my pants!!

by R 2.0 September 15, 2009

Costa

The act of ejaculating into someone's mouth, before vigorously waggling the penis and hissing (to mimic a the making of a Costa cappuccino) - leaving a frothy signature.

"I only asked for a skinny latte, but he gave me a Costa special."
"Dang bitch, I've been here 8 times already this week. Let me pull my dick out, this Costa's on the house!"

by cantankorarse August 28, 2013

costas

a freakishly large fake penis

in the south: a freakishly large very real butt blug

i freaked on this costas and couldnt sit for a week

by FoCostas April 17, 2011

costa

omg, hes soooooooo hottttt

omg i so want to fuck costa alll nite1!!!!!!!!

by Jamie T December 10, 2004