Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

Chris Cornell

One of the most memorable voices in rock music. The vocalist of Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog. A true hero who will be missed.

Rest in Peace
Chris Cornell
(1964-2017)

by doctor chad thundercock December 14, 2018

simon cowell

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021

R-Cordell

The act of bragging or discussing personal triumphs with an individual seeking empathy.

Man, he just R-Cordelled the shit out of me.

by BugPorn July 3, 2010

Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain

Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose

by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

cornwelled

to have been bombarded by unwanted conversation

I regret asking him how he was, I got cornwelled and it lasted for hours !

by ilikerocks June 15, 2018