Cortana

The new version of Siri

grandpa: Did you hear about Siri

Kid: Grandpa its motherfucking Cortana

Grandpa: Oh my bad

by SpiderBlaze21 December 8, 2017

corAYA virus

The subtle art of being bored 24x7.

OML, I have corAYA virus

by The.Dealer December 22, 2020

Jack Cortair

Someone who suffers from the effects of Copium. Willing to perform demon time services just to get a couple dollars.

I went back to my apartment and there was Jack Cortair messing around with Peanut.

by DownBadBrad June 30, 2021

Cortaca Jug

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. Sports Illustrated once called it "The biggest little game in the nation." Ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. The game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.

1. "I've got 15 people visiting me AND I'm wasted at 9 AM. It must be Cortaca Jug Weekend!"

2. "Did you see the definition someone from Cortland wrote for the Cortaca Jug? It was so bad I had to edit it for grammar and correctness. Stupid state schoolers!"

by ICBomber October 14, 2006

Cortacal

(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.

(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.

Dude, I'm going to drink two Four Lokos before I go to Cortacal today. CORTLAND SUCKS!!!

by jadamsx November 15, 2010

Cortana

An Artificial Intellegence created for the Xbox game HALO. Can be inserted into helmets or projected in the form of a female humanoid. Very smart, changes colors as she thinks or feels. Resembles mystique from X-Men.

"Here Chief, Take Cortana and get off this ship." -Captain Keyes

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Cortlynn

A cortlynn is a very strong woman. She's beautiful with brown eyes. She loves with everything she has. You can count on her. She is good at forgiveness and will never give up.

Cortlynn is wifey material

by _.cortlynn._ October 25, 2016