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Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.
"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."
by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008
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cologneranger

Someone who wears entirely too much cologne.
I could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.
by Cologne Ranger June 16, 2007
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Colón (Pronounced Cologne)

Colón is a sea port on the Caribbean Sea coast of Panama. The city lies near the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal. It is capital of Panama's Colón Province and has traditionally been known as Panama's second city. Colón was traditionally located entirely on Manzanillo Island, surrounded by Limon Bay, Manzanillo Bay and the Folks River. Since the disestablishment of the Canal Zone, the city's limits have been redefined to include the former Canal Zone towns of Cristobal, Rainbow City, Margarita, and Coco Solo, as well as the former U.S. Army base of Fort Gulick. Also, is found to be a last name. (Not to be mispronounced & mistaked for the human organ)
"There's a Movie Theater in El Paso, TX Called Colón (Pronounced Cologne)!"
by me1980 February 6, 2010
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Coologen

The substance all things cool are made of.
Dave: What's that?
John: I don't know, but I do know it's made of solid coologen.
by Largemanislarge September 9, 2010
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Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
by Sevhakop December 20, 2008
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Highway Cologne

The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.
Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.
by CRRS August 4, 2007
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stoner cologne

Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.
Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.
by super fader December 21, 2006
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