by Derek G July 16, 2008
Get the cornfucker mug./kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022
His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.
by lifeintheair March 20, 2022
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The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.
• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.
Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.
• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.
• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
by emilynashea May 24, 2014
Get the Confuckered mug.by Aerohed March 14, 2018
Get the Confuckery mug.A Coronafucker is someone who doesn't care about the current or past social distancing laws, and may even disobey theme entirely.
These people are commonly seen at southern states, such as Texas, Alabama, the Carolina's, and Arizona. There are many more places that are effected by these people.
More common names for these people are: "Covidfucker" and "Maskfucker"
These people are commonly seen at southern states, such as Texas, Alabama, the Carolina's, and Arizona. There are many more places that are effected by these people.
More common names for these people are: "Covidfucker" and "Maskfucker"
I was at the grocery-store when some Coronafucker came 2 feet from me and coughed. I ran as fast as I could.
by SpiraI June 21, 2020
Get the Coronafucker mug.The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
You: Confuckermation!
Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!
Example 2
That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
Get the Confuckermation mug.A corporate greedy mother fucker, who doesn't give a crap about struggling families, or anyone else, except his own ass, and the stinking bottom line.
A complete waste of human flesh, who refuses to give back to the people and communities he got rich off of.
A treasonous son-of-a-bitch.
A fucking parasite.
Corporate fucker = Corpofucker
A complete waste of human flesh, who refuses to give back to the people and communities he got rich off of.
A treasonous son-of-a-bitch.
A fucking parasite.
Corporate fucker = Corpofucker
Dalton McGuinty, the premier of Ontario, Canada, is a lying, callous, and treasonous corpofucker bastard. 'Nuff said!
by Lookit March 12, 2011
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