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Cornstalker

A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.
1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.

2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker
by arbitraryone April 5, 2010
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Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.
person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."
by sissipher February 1, 2013
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Crywalker

Noun: One who weeps while walking. Someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or 'wittle finger'. No one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.
The crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.
by TheExtremeDelusion December 3, 2010
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Cornstalker

Someone who is all up in your business and trying not to be noticed but is..
Daniele and Meghan are having a conversation and notice that Tammy is listening, Meghan calls out "Cornstalker" and it was history from there!!
by DLIBRA December 6, 2009
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Chinwalker

Based off of Skinwalker, Chinwalker is a rude name to call a very fat person.
Look at that Chinwalker over there
by Obamaloid April 26, 2022
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Cornballer

A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.

Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.

If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.

If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.

Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.

Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
by Plate Lunch June 14, 2011
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Cornballer

Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.
I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!
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