A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.
"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"
by Gordo23 September 19, 2018
by aperape March 27, 2008
A rich idiot.
After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.
He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.
After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.
He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.
by jolene_motley December 04, 2013
Healey, "Look, a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve! "
Steve, "Someone get the cornflakes out of here, please."
Gordo, "What about Hillary and Bengazi?"
Jim, "McCain was awesome and I hate white people."
Djino, "Hookers."
Hooter, "Shut up Steve and Jim"
Steve, "Someone get the cornflakes out of here, please."
Gordo, "What about Hillary and Bengazi?"
Jim, "McCain was awesome and I hate white people."
Djino, "Hookers."
Hooter, "Shut up Steve and Jim"
by HooterSalusFootballRules September 19, 2018
A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
by ʇʞǝظqo March 02, 2011
by ashlyn. September 13, 2008
When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.
by BobMcBobbins May 10, 2018