contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Carbortion

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.

Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion

by MethJew November 30, 2011

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017