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Chody Cordero

chody has the sweatiest little palms know to mankind. he is know to tell the most gregarious lies and constantly caps about the women hes been with. he stands an impressive 5'2 and weighs approximately 290 pounds. he loves the fine delicious vapors of a box mod vape paired with a coke and a double quarter pounder with bacon and cheese. he usually is playing fortnite or being a complete hero as he is also a emt, fire fighter and a member of a secret organization which he loves to brag about. he loves to travel to Florida and go to girls houses houses where he promptly daps up their dad before smashing them while their parents listen. he lasts for hours at a time and is know as the doctor of love. he is also know as being the biggest badass in the world and can do anything even if it is not humanely possible. as long as no one is watching. he even once choke slammed a patient at the hospital he works at. he is the greatest human to ever live and a textbook definition of a real man. he also has a pokemon created after him. chodimon the sweaty hands pokemon. he also can mimic any singers voice as according to an eyewitness, his mother. both of his parents are scared to death of him and regularly let him use their bed for premarital fornication, while they listen to his boarish grunts in awe.

other aliases : diego lamb or chody lamb
that guy is such a badass... must be chody cordero
ooooh no way he just fucked my daughter.... that damn chody cordero
what a amazing singer... must be chody cordero
by parker douglas February 23, 2022
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wonder_cordero

Is a bright,younge, person who will wonder most often and will be more creative than others. They will always be shy and very close to the people they

love
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juan cordero

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Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)

Yasmin Cordero, while what can appear as an unimportant side character, actually served a very important part of the movie's plot. When Sid the Sloth went through his emotional breakdown on the iceberg midway through the film, Yasmin Cordero stood in the back, and smiled at Sid, which encouraged Sid to keep going. Yasmin Cordero's kind spirit is what allowed the hero of the movie to fight through his emotional breakdown.
Thank you, Ms. Yasmin Cordero (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)!! - Sid the Sloth
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corduroy poisoning

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.
by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005
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Corduroygasm

(n). The euphoric feeling one feels when slipping on a pair of corduroy pants. Heart rate increases, while happiness increases.
Guy 1: "This morning when I put on my corduroys i was left breathless for a few seconds during a corduroygasm. Now I'm in such a good mood."

Guy 2: "Damn, I gotta get myself some corduroys!"
by pringlekid March 31, 2010
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Corderro

"DUDE did you see Corderro bangin Lauren? His dick was HUGE!
by OMFGilovelauren January 19, 2011
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