coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.

"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"

by midwestern_life June 6, 2018

unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.

Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.

by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014

compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

copulance

The female equivalent of semen.

"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.

by lauramon March 1, 2014

Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014