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total conversion

A total conversion when used with respect to video games, is a type of mod that alters the game to such a degree that it either no longer, or very loosely resembles the original game.
Because "Counter Strike" was created as a total conversion of "Half Life", the gameplay is completely different.
by Russell M August 22, 2005
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vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.
by footrageous November 30, 2021
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Copenvision

A spark of divine cringe obtained online by watching a gang of copencore microcelebrities marking their social status by posting social media content of themselves hanging out with international celebrities of a slightly higher tier of fame.
My toes are all twinkled, strained and knotted because all that divine cringe i just copenvisioned on instagram.
by slange_paa_en_stige July 3, 2023
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Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.
Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...
by s._w._ March 31, 2009
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jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".
typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.
“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”
by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023
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conversion party

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.
I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.
by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011
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