Liquid Coathanger

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.

Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!

by BaggerBoyz April 6, 2023

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005

CoatHang

Code word amongst men of secretly saying to abort the mission or to leave a bad situation.

" Bro that girl is a coatHanger."
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"

by CoatHangerBoyz October 18, 2013

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

coathanger

An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003

coathanger

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.

Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.

by alberto89 February 28, 2021