Cooties

The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.

In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
(Josh is seen with Katie.)
Boys: Eww, Josh has cooties!
by Laevateinn January 01, 2010
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Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.
"Oh no here comes Suzy, Quick guys into our anti cootie suits"
by reclaimer May 26, 2003
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Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.
Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!
by benormous August 29, 2005
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Cooties

Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool.
Ew, get away from me, you have cooties!
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!
by blehmonster August 06, 2007
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The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
by supermariobro22 April 13, 2015
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Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx January 31, 2011
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