Coots

Another washed up youtuber that plays pc with other washed up youtubers. Currently has like no subs and isn't growing anytime soon.

"did you see Coots's newest upload?
"yeah its not good at all"

Coots by Warm ass cheesecake May 9, 2018

Coots

A vape

Hey man, you got the coots?

Coots by KissUp June 20, 2019

Coots

Slang for Cooties

Do you have Coots?

Coots by CooterZ December 3, 2020

coots in suits 

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

coots in suits by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

Asa Coots 

the sweetest, bestest boyfriend in the whole world. <3

Asa Coots cannot be described. he's just that perfect. ;)

Asa Coots by shayniepankypie July 14, 2011

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019