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- A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass.

- More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot".
She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.

That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.
by Laqueshus June 5, 2009
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Something between cute and cool. That's why it is the mix of those words. Coot also sounds like "cute," however it is with double "o," so it is associated with cool.
-I don't hate or dislike my ex-friends because they all were my choices and I had a big journey with them!
-That's so coot, Senna!
by pisonik December 6, 2020
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Coot

Clerped way of saying cute. Never say cute this way especially if you're "a girl" with a high pitched voice.
Puppy: Exists
Random Girl: Auuu they're so Coot
by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022
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coot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
n.
1. Any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus Fulica of North America and Europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill.
See scoter.
2. Informal. An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.
1. That bird, is a coot.
2. Look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.
by Alan Coltrane February 6, 2004
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When something is too cute to say cute.
My girlfriend is so coot.
by somenamehere January 8, 2009
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Coot

An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
by The Infinitely Prolonged July 27, 2010
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Coot

To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
by Reilly Clarence Parkes September 4, 2016
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