Coopering

The effects of crying (and/or swimming) while wearing black eyeliner.. when it runs down your face and you look like Alice Cooper.

"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"

-Cougar Town

"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."

by cougbow November 12, 2012

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

Cockerino

A word used to tell them they are too cocky at something and it is more relaxed to say cockerino

Why are you so cockerino you just lost

by BoboRozo October 18, 2019

Cooperidos

This is a disorder that causes you to do freaky things like make weird kissy faces, or stick your head in someones hoodie. Some of the other symptoms include telling a handful of girls the same thing at the same time. May also cause you to be crusty and have a lack of game when it comes to girls. The cause of this disorder is simply by being an asshole but in some cases you are just born with it and it cant be treated and you WILL die alone. Beware.

"Oh my god, he was diagnosed with cooperidos last week.. stay away!"

by qwertyuiop10 November 6, 2011

Cookerinos

Cookerinos means you're in trouble. It is a synonym of the slang "cooked"

I failed my test miserably - I'm cookerinos.

by OnlyMyWords July 7, 2025

Coopering

The act of snooping the hallways of a school, to find students who are skipping classes.

He was coopering the hallways for us.

by Tired Student June 23, 2014

Coopering

Where one shits them self due to extreme stress.

Hey man this math test looks hard. I know it look really har -- do you smell that?
Yeah I think that guy over there is coopering

by Daxreapper July 6, 2018