Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.

1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006

Coolerator

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale

by urbanonymous November 7, 2013

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

coolex

When your friend Alex is being too cool, refer to him as Coolex, so everyone knows that he's the coolest kid around

"Alex, you have so many followers on instagram!"
"Well they don't call me Coolex for nothing"

by tomr_willie May 3, 2019

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008