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Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you
If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.
by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010
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Cookiegasm

To experience an undiscribably amazing sensation in your mouth after biting into a fresh, mouthwatering cookie.
Nick had a cookiegasm after biting into a delicious, homemade chocolate chip cookie.
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Cookieboner

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.
Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!
by God Hand November 23, 2011
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cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.
What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.
by jcssurf October 27, 2008
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cookianky

a foolish person or cow. not normal or weird.
Abbie Quanch is a cookianky.
by Gaby and CollEeN January 27, 2007
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cookierunsexual

Its a “sexually” that cringy 5 year old use to be “quirky
im cookierunsexual!

How?

Im raspberry cookie sexual! And thats from cookierunsexual!

No it isn’t,you’re just high.
by PossumThatLikesBees October 30, 2021
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Cookiefag

A sad, dumbass child (most commonly male) who will commonly be found cutting himself/herself for attention. They are attracted to rich people (preferably those with horses) and are drawn to sad, pathetic bands like a fly to shit. They are one of the two weight extremes and have a small group of around 3-5 friends, none of which are there by choice.

They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
Cookiefag: Guess who got laid?
Other dude: Uhm not you?

Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?

Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
by Schnoodlesandrice December 8, 2010
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