cookies and cream 

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.

I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.

cookies and cream by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008

Cookies and cream smoothie 

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.

Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.

Cookies and cream smoothie by S.A alpha January 2, 2021

Hershey cookies and cream bar 

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards

I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit

Hershey cookies and cream bar by Anal creampir November 9, 2018

Cookies and cream 

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.

Cookies and cream by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Cookies and Cream 

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray

Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.

Cookies and Cream by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009

Cookies and cream 

When you rally a chick in the ass and get chunks of shit on your dick, you get her to suck it, then you blow it in her mouth.

"i fed this bitch cookies and cream last night"

Cookies and cream by Mitch69 November 9, 2008

Cookies and Cream 

Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth

that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream

Cookies and Cream by stewartMalc October 20, 2008