A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.
She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013
Get the cuntortionist mug.As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.
Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
Get the War of Contrition mug.people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
Get the contortionist mug.These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.
by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010
Get the concoctionist mug.An assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag. The concoction is then dropped in the crowded hallways of Kingwood High School by the concoction triumvirate-Sam, Andy, and Chad.
by Cabbage and Cabbage December 28, 2005
Get the Concoction mug.Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the contortionist mug.Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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