slang used in lieu of the more familiar "cocaine"
it was time again to hit the bricks in search of consuela.
by jaydubya September 28, 2005
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Member of the Branch Floridians sect involved with running Rasputin-linked websites, Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on behalf of this sect.

Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.
Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.
by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004
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Consuela may be a fake ID for Michelson-Morely. Watch out for these people (or this person), they are dangerous.

Consuela is one of the people - or fake nics - who took over Anarchist Alliance on MSN. This i.d. is involved with running Rasputin-linked websites.
Consuela, as with other Michelson-Morely ID's, is a female ID. Michelson-Morely spreads confusion by using both male and female ID's.
by saint November 10, 2004
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Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
Danielle gave Anni a distinguished "Dirty Consuela."
by Lewiscypher13 June 1, 2012
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Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.
by Reginald P February 5, 2022
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These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs
Dam wish we were like jeff & consuela. They're so hot !!!
by Jonny Cruz August 13, 2017
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Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!
by PineapplePrincess May 9, 2005
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