Constantin

The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !

Oh and he definitely has a big dick.

(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up“
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.

by notme69420 September 5, 2020

John Constantine

Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.

Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."

by Swallowcarryingacoconut December 11, 2005

Constantina

a really long name for an amazing guuuurl <3

constantina rocks my soy

by assylaloveanit April 28, 2009

Constantaneously

To do something nonstop for an extremely elongated period of time.

I'm so obsessed with Myspace! I'm on there constantaneously.

by kinglax October 18, 2008

Constantinides

An artistically talented individual who whips out his/her thesis paper and quotes from it whenever possible.

I asked him about the weather and he totally Constantinides me for hours about how weather affects the tonality of an acoustic guitar.

by Mr_Nyx June 23, 2011

constantino

Has an enormous penoso and gets all the ladies

Hey wassup I got a big Pepe Constantino

by This is Const May 21, 2018

Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.

I love Constantin.

by helena September 12, 2003