Conley'd

The results from failing to use the appropriate amount of any material required to properly do a job. Almost always the fault of a cheap, drunk Irishman.

Guy: Man, Bill totally Conley'd those coals last night at the cookout. It was barely hot enough to cook a bluegill!

Chick: I know, that cheap bastard was drunk as fuck on High Life too.

by Pseudoding July 25, 2011

Conley ingus

Wordplay on the word cunnilingus
Before cellphones were so ubiquitous.it was fun to go to the airport and have this "person"paged
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Airport paging system announcement: conley ingus. Please meet your party at the entrance to the eat-a-thon lounge

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

The Conley

Hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray in a cafeteria or mess hall. Can be any kind of tray, metal or plastic, but it most effective when it breaks or shatters on impact.

Dude that guy just came up to pick a fight with Chad, but he put The Conley on his ass.

by dmanfolife1337 March 7, 2008

chris conley

A lyrical genius and lead singer for Saves the Day.

"Dude, Chris Conley's lyrics are the rawest and purest ever."

by sAL oMAL September 14, 2008

Malcolm Conley

An Irish Gangster who is a mad crazy fencer.

I wish I could be as translucent as Malcolm Conley!

by blah de blah April 13, 2005

mary conley

One hot momma! She is always on point with her style. She is a Christ follower, and loves him with all her heart. She has a sweet family. And a cute little dog. She will always bring a smile to your face. She has a good protective sense like a mommy bird. Always have a Mary Conley as a best friend. And find a Mary Conley for you wife.

Mary Conley wifey material.

by Macym15 July 17, 2014

Pulling a Conley

to tell someone to do something and expect them to be a master at it

Sending soldiers to war without training is pulling a Conley.

by Yung Tempurpedic March 27, 2016