Cojaculation

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.

If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.

by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

by Baconstain June 6, 2013

Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

by turtlehore December 14, 2018

confapulation

The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.

"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."

by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008

Confabulation

A speech; discourse.

I fell asleep during his confabulation.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Confabulation

1) Wagging your chin
2) Making a holla
3) Generally being a lyrical don!!!

dudes, jens all like confabulating up the crowd! Confabulation

by Jazzy Jim July 24, 2008