An uninformed, unenlightened console "gamer" who does not acknowledge the supreme power and affordability of a PC over a console. These heathens not only live in denial, claiming their consoles have hardware superior to a PC, but also shun the ever shining light of lord and savior Gaben. Gaben is love and Gaben is life. Praise his eternal soul, and let him enlighten console peasants around the world.
In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.
The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.
Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.
Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.
In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.
The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.
Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.
Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.
"I recently converted to the PCMasterrace after getting tired of hearing "I fuked ur mom" from console peasants on Xbox Live."
"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"
"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."
"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"
"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."
by Enlightened prophet of Gaben July 13, 2014
Get the Console Peasant mug.A person who thinks consoles are superior and are trying to compare its hardware and graphics of a PC. They're commonly are ignorant and refuse to accept any valid points from the opposite side. They also lack hardware knowledge and assume there console is the best in price,exclusives, and hardware.
Console Peasant 1: XBOX IS BETTER THEY HAVE BETTER GRAPHICS GAMES AND GAMES ARE FOR XBOX!
Console Peasant 2: PS4 HAS 1 TERAFLOPS OF GDDR7 RAM WHICH MAKES THAT GRAPHICS AT 4K AND 120 FPS!!!
Somebody who plays PC: Neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)
Console Peasants: STFU FAG! YAH 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS I F*** UR MOM! GO PLAY ON YOUR $5000 PC'S AND UPGRADE EVERY SINGLE GAME! GAMEPLAY OVER GRAPHICS
Console Peasant 2: PS4 HAS 1 TERAFLOPS OF GDDR7 RAM WHICH MAKES THAT GRAPHICS AT 4K AND 120 FPS!!!
Somebody who plays PC: Neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)
Console Peasants: STFU FAG! YAH 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS I F*** UR MOM! GO PLAY ON YOUR $5000 PC'S AND UPGRADE EVERY SINGLE GAME! GAMEPLAY OVER GRAPHICS
by ThatNoob July 16, 2014
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The stupidiest war that has ever been fought... Ever. It's usually filled with stupid graphic whoring fanboys and nerds who always have to point out every detail of a console thinking that the more power it has the better it is. (Newsflash: Just cause it has more power doesn't mean it's instantly better. For example the SNES didn't need fancy graphics just to create awesome games.).
With the release of the Nintendo DS and PSP the stupidity has taken to a next level, man I should write an article called "Nintendo geeks versus Sony freaks"
(Oh yeah and freak is used as an insult, I can't believe people title themselves as 'freaks', I'll just point and laugh at them.)
(Oh yeah and freak is used as an insult, I can't believe people title themselves as 'freaks', I'll just point and laugh at them.)
by That one guy April 10, 2005
Get the console wars mug.The seemingly neverending battle over which gaming console is supreme among all the others.
In the past, the console wars were between Nintendo and Sega, but nowadays, the three main competitors are Sony with the Playstation 2, Nintendo with the Gamecube, and Microsoft with the XBox.
It's really not that big an issue, but since some people love to argue over inane topics, the console wars rage on.
In the past, the console wars were between Nintendo and Sega, but nowadays, the three main competitors are Sony with the Playstation 2, Nintendo with the Gamecube, and Microsoft with the XBox.
It's really not that big an issue, but since some people love to argue over inane topics, the console wars rage on.
by Mephianse September 8, 2004
Get the console wars mug.The most beautiful African woman in the whole world, they have the sexiest Booty, they man are not as cute as their women but it all works out some how, they say that Beyoncé is part Congolese because of how beautiful she is. Not all African are as beautiful as Congolese women.
Congolese women are known for being very beautiful but also very strong minded human being." The lion Queen" The most beautiful women in the world
by The lion Queen January 20, 2017
Get the Congolese women mug.A console elitist,who will blindly buy every console that's made either by Sony or Microsoft(most common examples).A console peasant will support Sony or Microsoft even when they're clearly making bad decisions,and will not listen to any negative comment towards their console,often saying things that don't make sense or are false.Also just because you own a console doesn't make you a console peasant,as long as you acknowledge that consoles are weaker than the PC.
PC gamer: Consoles are weaker compered to their PC counterparts
Console Peasant: NO! CONSOLES ARE BETTER IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!PC GAMING IS DEAD ,BUT YOU PC GAMERS HAVEN'T REALIZED IT YET! XBOX IS THE FUTURE....(you get the point)
Console Peasant: NO! CONSOLES ARE BETTER IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!PC GAMING IS DEAD ,BUT YOU PC GAMERS HAVEN'T REALIZED IT YET! XBOX IS THE FUTURE....(you get the point)
by I came here from barry January 5, 2018
Get the Console Peasant mug.The SNES, maybe the most beloved console of all time. Despite it's rival produced by Sega (Which was also a legendary console), the SNES was boosted above legendary status by classic games such as FF3, Chrono Trigger, the Donkey Kong Trilogy, F-Zero, the Mario titles it carried, and of course, The Legend of Zelda-Link's Awakening.
While it was a hot item in it's time, it has now been spread around the internet for free in the form of emulators, and the games have been converted into roms. This adds to the legacy the SNES left behind of being the most playable and memory-laden projects undertaken by a gaming company.
While it was a hot item in it's time, it has now been spread around the internet for free in the form of emulators, and the games have been converted into roms. This adds to the legacy the SNES left behind of being the most playable and memory-laden projects undertaken by a gaming company.
Despite all the other legendary consoles (And those that are to come in the future), the SNES will always have it's own place in the world of gaming.
by Grimm_Demize June 25, 2003
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