A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
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Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
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