Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

Confucius

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

confuckingtinuously

1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.

2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.

A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."

by nim_k August 15, 2018

Confucious

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

by star&sky July 7, 2010