contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009

conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

conjubulated

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)

Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive

by Chris Meek July 10, 2003

Confubulate

The practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. They are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents' basements watching Star Wars movies and online gaming. Because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). They are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a basement in their own clutterific world.

Upon leaving his stump on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil confubulated that Spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.

by Stretch Feline June 14, 2012

confabulate

a gross sounding word meaning to talk casually

kelly and i confabulated in the hallway after class.

by joe schmo May 5, 2005