conangraysexual

Only being attracted to Conan Gray

I can’t go on a date with you… I’m conangraysexual

by ConanGraylover1998 July 25, 2021

Confinery

1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.

2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.

Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."

by The Drizzle, a.k.a. Money Man February 10, 2010

Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

Confrangry

Confused, frustrated and angry

My conversation with Karen left me confrangry as usual.

by Nasty Nybakken March 2, 2023

confanger

to be sarcastic to someone, then they are sarcastic back, but you think they are serious

"hey nice ass"
"you think so?"
"NO! i wasn't serious"
"yo neither was I...CONFANGER"

by Amanda September 2, 2003

Cofungry

Adjective combining the words coffee and hungry, particularly in reference to a morning ritual.

I had both coffee and a bagel for breakfast, i was so cofungry.

by RuntOfTheLitter3 June 15, 2011

confungy

An adjective to describe someone who is both confused and extremely hungry.

I went to a brunch where they had these gorgeous women and this elaborate display of food. I was quite confungy.

I went to a nudist camp and got all confungy while ogling at the naked chicks. You'd think I was a stone cold junkie.

by Miah Michale December 29, 2012