convagulations

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina

- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!

by βĠ October 10, 2007

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Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

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Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"

Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"

by i<3life August 25, 2009

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Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

by Baconstain June 6, 2013

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