When your parents say some stupidass "Famous Chinese Quote" to make you do shit or to prove their point. Originates from the reference Confucius who was a chinese philosopher that our asian parents seem to worship as the great fatass buddha.
Michael: Hey mom, I got a 94 on my math test!
ChunChick YuNao: WHAT? Where de fuck are the other 6 points?!??
Michael: Umm... it's still an A mom. Chill.
ChunChick YuNao: HA? Well if one fish say to the tree, climb the mountain, does the water jump too?
Michael: ....the fuck....
ChunChick YuNao: When the sun cast shadow on Great Wall of China, the roly polys hide
Michael: Mom stop talking Confucianass
ChunChick YuNao: Well, If the black man says that 9 + 10 =21, do you berieve him?
Michael: Thats simple math mom...
ChunChick YuNao: You Stupid! No wonder you get 94 on math test you stupid son
Michael: ....fuck this. My family is so dam Chinknese
ChunChick YuNao: WHAT? Where de fuck are the other 6 points?!??
Michael: Umm... it's still an A mom. Chill.
ChunChick YuNao: HA? Well if one fish say to the tree, climb the mountain, does the water jump too?
Michael: ....the fuck....
ChunChick YuNao: When the sun cast shadow on Great Wall of China, the roly polys hide
Michael: Mom stop talking Confucianass
ChunChick YuNao: Well, If the black man says that 9 + 10 =21, do you berieve him?
Michael: Thats simple math mom...
ChunChick YuNao: You Stupid! No wonder you get 94 on math test you stupid son
Michael: ....fuck this. My family is so dam Chinknese
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Unfortunately, it is extremely outdated and advocates blind obedience, a form of social slavery, and creates toxicity to the nth degree. People use this philosophy to justify child abuse and psychological torment.
Confucianism promotes the stratification of society into different castes, forcing them to know their place in society and be slaves to the higher-ups, even if the higher-ups are wrong. Also, promotes extreme conservatism.
Basically, the kids are owned by the mother, who is then owned by the father, who is then owned by his superior, and they have to act like slaves according to their place in the caste. Not to mention it creates tons of paranoia if the person does something that's perceived as stepping out of line.
Unfortunately, it is extremely outdated and advocates blind obedience, a form of social slavery, and creates toxicity to the nth degree. People use this philosophy to justify child abuse and psychological torment.
Confucianism promotes the stratification of society into different castes, forcing them to know their place in society and be slaves to the higher-ups, even if the higher-ups are wrong. Also, promotes extreme conservatism.
Basically, the kids are owned by the mother, who is then owned by the father, who is then owned by his superior, and they have to act like slaves according to their place in the caste. Not to mention it creates tons of paranoia if the person does something that's perceived as stepping out of line.
Confucianism is terrible
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