condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by the Sheik of Holland October 17, 2006

condomplating

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.

In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!

by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009

Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.

I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.

by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

condomplating

To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.

Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.

by blackcatbone April 10, 2016

condomplating

-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.

Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.

by CBudd$ November 4, 2012

condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom

1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.

by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011

Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."

by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012