Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

by mysterius man October 25, 2004

Condomentia

Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.

Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."

by cayrez March 18, 2009

cantomania

noun: the uncontrollable urge to sing

John sings karaoke on such a regular basis, that he is apt to develop cantomania.

by la riccia January 10, 2006

Condoman

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.

Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.

by penismachine September 29, 2019

cantomaniacal

a recent coinage, meaning, literally, " crazy about singing..."

The vocal music major described herself as cantomaniacal.

by niles lishness June 13, 2007

Condominic

A devastating move in épée fencing where the performer of the move destroys his opponent's épée into pieces with a single, powerful thrust.

Daniel's blade has just been shattered into pieces by the Condominic!

by BulldogMan February 23, 2011