Noun.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
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When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
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