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Onew Condition

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.
Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.
by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010
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condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.
A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.
by teh744 May 25, 2008
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Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.
Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.
by mcsnails May 1, 2010
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hairy conniption

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.
When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle
by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014
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taco bell connection

when on xbox live, the host has a poor connection
ugh this games is so laggy i hate this taco bell connection
by hdfjadf December 2, 2010
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psychic connection

A psychic connection or “psychic link” is a spiritual connection between two people that transcends physical boundaries. In this bond, two souls are connected in a way where their energies are in sync and their emotions are interconnected. Common examples of a psychic connection include soulmates, kindred spirits, twin flames, past life connections, and karmic relationships. A psychic connection can work in the same physical location or in a different location.
psychic connection got me question my life's existence.
by mennäperille December 22, 2019
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conniption fit

A conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect. Wild animation, gesticulations, and flailing of limbs often accompanies said outburst, adding visual flavor to the experience.
"If your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit!"
by Plasmo July 1, 2014
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