Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again
by uglyron August 7, 2003

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.
Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.
by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005

one of the best comedians of our time with witty spontaneous jokes and is much much better than Leno will ever be. Sometimes though, he gets crappy guests
by Annie December 8, 2003

8ft 7" Prepubescent Girl with a face whiter than the typical Republican voter and hair oranger than the cheesiest of cheese puffs. Known for hosting Late Night With Conan O'Brien, before moving on to The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, getting screwed by Jay Leno and NBC and then going to TBS with Conan from 2010 until 2021.
Hey, did you watch Conan O'Brien's last show on TBS?
Yeah it was sad :(
Hey, you gonna watch Jay Leno's new TBS show?
Yeah it was sad :(
Hey, you gonna watch Jay Leno's new TBS show?
by TeamAbzy June 27, 2021

by Jon March 15, 2005

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
