Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

Convictedkiller

Someone Convicted of Murder.

Or, the alias of an extreamly witty, unbelievably clever and insanely hansom person.

Holy Shit! He's just been found Guilty of mudering all those people...

Or, A, that convictedkiller has been entertaining everyone again.

by Jak (aka Rocky aka Convictedkiller) May 24, 2005

Compacted

When receiving anal sex your faeces gets compacted.

I took it up the Khyber last night and man I’m compacted.

by Great Chicken July 3, 2008

Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

compactedic

Actin outta pocket and can’t keep up

You not being real compactedic with ya lies right now

by yothats.dio October 9, 2021

compacted meme

When your stool is so hard it causes anal fissure making blood in toilet and clogs the toilet so bad there's no way you can't meme that shit

There's no way that compacted meme came from her butt

by Number1Raven October 19, 2021

Comported

conduct oneself; behave.

"articulate students who comported themselves well in television interviews"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025