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computard

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.
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You computard.
by SelfControl November 13, 2004
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Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.
Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.
by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005
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computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.
Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........
by kindred_sage June 22, 2009
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Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.
Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!
by janets February 24, 2010
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computart

Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.
Check out these computarts I built in my web design class.
by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010
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Competitour

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
by Roger Miles January 21, 2015
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Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.
Dude, my computron is faster than God.
by Wattsington June 17, 2008
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